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Political Ties and Steel

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 08 Jan 2024 08:01:56 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of US Politics and Policy

In Iowa, Trump’s new voter appeal,
DeSantis’s shadow in Florida does not congeal,
Biden’s plea to Black voters, quite real,
While Japanese steel seeks a U.S. deal,
And a shutdown averted, with a budget seal.

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Of Flights and Snowy Plights

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 07 Jan 2024 08:01:33 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Travel and Transport

A Boeing once flew with much fright,
A hole popped in flight caused a plight.
The Northeast got snow,
Travel plans a no-go,
No flying or driving that night.

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Tensions in the Middle East

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Fri, 05 Jan 2024 08:01:29 -0500

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Blinken flew east, tensions to ease,
With a plan to make hostilities cease,
In the Red Sea so grand,
Ships pass as they’d planned,
Despite risks that never decrease.

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Renaissance of Rhymes

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Thu, 04 Jan 2024 08:02:24 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Literature and Books

A Renaissance woman so clever,
Whose wisdom no one could sever.
Power plays stirred the night,
In the storm’s wild flight,
She thrived in ventures whatever.

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Whispers from Global Stage

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Wed, 03 Jan 2024 08:03:05 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of International Affairs

In China, Xi’s quiet military coup,
Ban on emergencies, that Texas drew,
While Ukrainians switch off their TV view,
There’s Menendez, with charges anew,
And Epstein’s secrets to soon breakthrough.

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Treats, Tunes, and Tales

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Tue, 02 Jan 2024 08:02:29 -0500

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A treat that kings find quite divine,
A concertmaster owns the line,
With murder in an opera sign,
A TV sketch does redefine,
And real in estate does shine.

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Puzzled New York Times

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 01 Jan 2024 08:01:25 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Puzzles and Games

There once was a game called Wordle,
Which left every player in a hurdle.
Puzzles and bees,
Crosswords with ease,
In a box, they’d all Wordle and circle.

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At Year's End

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 31 Dec 2023 08:01:29 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of World News

In Ukraine, the trains take a hit,
Over Kharkiv, the skies are not lit,
With cats in the jail,
And shared tales that prevail,
Conflict zones try anew to outwit.

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Metropolitan Tussle

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 30 Dec 2023 08:02:36 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of US Urban Development & Security

There’s a stir in old Philly, Chinatown’s plight,
New Year’s Eve in N.Y., a shimmering night,
While migrants arrive on a bus with a fuss,
Activists prep for a development fight,
And the city’s year-end buzz echoes quite right.

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Echoes From Gaza

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Fri, 29 Dec 2023 08:02:14 -0500

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In Gaza’s strife, the air was racked,
An Israeli strike, the news exacts,
A hospital mourns, refuge lacks,
From Oct’s assault, a vile act,
Deadly echoes, peace detracts.

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Tales of War and Wit

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Thu, 28 Dec 2023 08:01:25 -0500

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In Ukraine where the war’s drum did beat,
Foreign souls chose not to retreat.
In lands far and near,
Some sheriffs to fear,
While critics of armies might meet.

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Strategies and Regrets

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Wed, 27 Dec 2023 08:02:04 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of US Politics

Nikki Haley with strategy so deft,
In political seas sails left and right,
An elector with regret and anger, bereft,
While a college drowns in financial night,
Safe play, debts, and a fake elector’s heft.

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Arts and Distant Shores

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Tue, 26 Dec 2023 08:02:07 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Culture & Arts

There were photos that captured the arts,
Where Sondheim posthumously charts,
In a Mexican zone, Beetles proudly are shown,
As new stories and TikToks take parts.

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Middle Eastern Tides

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 25 Dec 2023 08:01:17 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Middle East Conflicts

In the Red Sea, Saudis stay quiet in fight,
Seeking peace, they keep their goals out of sight.
While Israel’s campaign grows,
Their economy slows,
And in Gaza, the struggle is the night’s light.

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Puzzle Master’s Muse

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 24 Dec 2023 08:01:06 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Games and Puzzles

There was a fan of the Wordle game,
Who thought all the puzzles the same.
But then came The Crossword,
And their boredom it tossed toward,
A world beyond Wordle’s great fame.

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Puzzle Enthusiast's Delight

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 23 Dec 2023 08:01:53 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Games and Quizzes

There was a puzzle fan from Belize,
Who solved crossword puzzles with ease.
With Wordle and Bee,
Connections they’d see,
And Letter Boxed solved while they sneeze.

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Puzzled Wordplay Feast

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Fri, 22 Dec 2023 08:03:36 -0500

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There once was a game named Wordle,
Across the net, guesswork did hurdle.
With words in a square,
And clues to compare,
In puzzles and threads we did burdle.

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Dramas and Duplications

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Thu, 21 Dec 2023 08:01:53 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Politics

In politics, Trump’s still the rage,
While Harvard deals with a copied page.
In Guyana, a flare,
As some fight over there,
And Fetterman parts from the stage.

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A Political Verse

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Wed, 20 Dec 2023 08:05:05 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of U.S. Politics and Trump

In Colorado, Trump finds defeat,
Voters uneasy in their street,
Though he’s never read ‘Kampf’ by Hitler’s hand,
His grip on the G.O.P. still grand,
And with conviction, they may retreat.

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Political Turmoil Tale

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 18 Dec 2023 08:01:52 -0500

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In Florida’s sun, DeSantis plays defense,
Republicans with power, now quite tense.
Giuliani’s fine, a sum most profound,
One hundred forty-eight million, round.
Keeping offense, DeSantis jumps the fence.

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World Affairs in Verse

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 17 Dec 2023 18:23:24 -0500

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In the Congo, they say ‘We Live in War’,
While Putin turns boycotts to a gains score.
Hungary’s block is a ploy,
Chile’s choice shows its voice,
And Russia’s elite open a new door.

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Turmoil In Capitol Rhyme

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Thu, 14 Dec 2023 08:04:03 -0500

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In Congress, the headlines are ripe,
With a defense bill passed in the night,
The House, still perplexed,
Finds time for milk, I suspect,
While Biden faces an impeachment fight.

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A Limerick of Justice

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Wed, 13 Dec 2023 15:03:36 -0500

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In the court, the Justices gathered with care,
Decisions on pills and rates filled the air,
With Trump cases ensuing,
And Texas reviewing,
Their rulings will show how they dare.

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Los Angeles Starry Tales

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Tue, 12 Dec 2023 08:03:03 -0500

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In L.A. where the stars do align,
Ohtani shines bright, fans opine.
With a book in their hand,
Children dream up new lands,
While Nicki’s role models inspire online.

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Tales of Middle Eastern Plight

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 11 Dec 2023 08:03:31 -0500

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In a region where tensions ignite,
Where each day is a struggle, a fight,
Lives in Gaza do shake,
As the borders they make,
Only dreams of some peace in the night.

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Twists of Fate Unforeseen

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 10 Dec 2023 08:02:52 -0500

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In Tennessee, tornadoes were keen,
To dance through the state, quite obscene.
While guns meant for scrap,
Found a new lease, oh snap!
And politics changed on the scene.

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Puzzle Mania Verse

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 09 Dec 2023 08:02:41 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Puzzles and Games

There once was a game named Wordle,
Which made all the players’ heads circle.
With puzzles to solve,
And words to evolve,
Their brains did a joyful Wordle.

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Economic Growth and Change

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Fri, 08 Dec 2023 08:02:49 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Economy & Jobs

In the U.S., job growth did slow, you see,
Hunter Biden’s new saga is key.
In the east, cars electric,
Hiring frenetic,
And a bank leader’s climate decree.

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Tech Dreams Unravel

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Thu, 07 Dec 2023 08:03:19 -0500

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There once were start-ups so spry,
With visions that soared to the sky.
But money and time,
Were lost in their prime,
And left their unicorn dreams high and dry.

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Discourse And Debate

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Wed, 06 Dec 2023 08:05:33 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of U.S. Politics

Megyn Kelly took the debate stage light,
Trump’s confidant threatened a journalist’s blight,
Columnists pondered what they’d inquire,
Late night jokes fanned the fire,
While Sean Hannity queried Trump’s oversight.

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The Puzzler's Tale

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Tue, 05 Dec 2023 08:03:24 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Games

There once was a fan of Wordle,
Who found new puzzles to hurdle,
With bees spelling sweet,
And crosswords to beat,
Their victories made them chortle.

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Tech Woes and Wins

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 04 Dec 2023 08:02:50 -0500

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Spotify’s funds did run aground,
Deep beneath there’s energy found,
In A.I.’s swift leap,
Much progress they keep,
While jobs did profoundly confound.

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Melodies and Magic

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 03 Dec 2023 08:01:59 -0500

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A musician named Michael’s new quest,
In a world where magicians aren’t best,
With football on screen,
And weddings so keen,
Solo tunes and love pass the test.

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Puzzling New York Times

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 02 Dec 2023 08:02:00 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Games and Puzzles

There once was a game called Wordle,
That kept all the minds in a circle.
Letter Boxed they’d play,
And Spelling Bee all day,
Even connections had them in a hurdle.

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Climate Summit Conundrum

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Fri, 01 Dec 2023 08:02:25 -0500

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At the summit where tensions did flare,
An oil cartel walked in with a dare.
While disinformation spread,
Protesters loudly said,
‘Our future, you simply must spare!’

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Art, Trump, and Economy

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Thu, 30 Nov 2023 08:03:51 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Podcasts

In times when the economy’s hearty,
A man named Trump faced a legal party.
The artists with friends,
Found risks have no ends,
And good vibes can turn somewhat farty.

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Choices And Shows

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Wed, 29 Nov 2023 08:01:58 -0500

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In a year full of choices and shows,
From TV to where Paddington goes,
Carter’s pictures do tell,
A sad farewell they spell,
And the styles of first ladies it shows.

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Tales from Far and Near

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Tue, 28 Nov 2023 08:02:19 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of International Crime and Justice

In New Zealand’s lands, so green and great,
Maori wardens ponder crime’s spate.
But in Gilgo Beach’s sand,
A documentary’s planned,
The wardens and wife share a fate.

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Cyber Monday Deals

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 27 Nov 2023 08:02:01 -0500

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On Cyber Monday, deals will sprout,
And shoppers will click and scout.
With clothes so fine, Cornejo’s line,
Foods that fight cancer, no doubt.
To save and munch, shoppers flout.

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Headlines to Verses

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 26 Nov 2023 08:01:21 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of US Politics and Social Issues

There once was trouble with a Trump pardon link,
Which raised questions that made many think.
Troops trained despite the injury alarm,
As some in Congress farmed out their charm,
And in the House, the far-right began to sync.

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Turbulent Political Seas

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 25 Nov 2023 12:57:39 -0500

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In Key West, cruise ships make a scene,
Trump’s mate search could get quite mean,
While Johnson ascends,
With far-right as friends,
And Chauvin in prison, unseen.

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Political Pals Past Climes

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 25 Nov 2023 12:50:56 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of US Politics and Society

In the race, who’d Trump deem as prime mate,
DeSantis with cruise ships had to navigate,
But rise of Johnson shows a right swing,
While Cottle opines on the political ring,
And Gay, Brooks in columns, articulate.

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Black Friday Frenzy

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Fri, 24 Nov 2023 12:37:45 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Consumerism and Holidays

In a rush that once defined Black Friday,
Workers hustle; their spirits, not staid.
For deals travel fast,
Since Christmas in past,
Began back when September skies greyed.

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Tales Of Change And Heritage

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Thu, 23 Nov 2023 14:11:15 -0500

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In Finland’s frost, the borders close tight,
A frugal man’s millions bring light,
While praise houses hold fast,
A doctor’s patience vast,
And LA’s sprawl transforms into night.

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Cease-Fire Dilemma

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Wed, 22 Nov 2023 16:55:18 -0500

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In Gaza, a pause to restrain the fire,
Choices grim, in distrust they’d mire.
Cease-fire debate, a heavy toll,
Israel’s choice, the world to console,
Amidst the tension, peace they aspire.

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Thanksgiving Delicacies

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Tue, 21 Nov 2023 10:57:58 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Cooking and Food

Kenji’s potatoes, crispy with ease,
For Thanksgiving, they’re sure to please.
A turkey, when fried,
Gives a feast bonafide,
And ends the grand meal with some cheese.

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Turmoil and Tech Alliances

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 20 Nov 2023 19:14:21 -0500

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A staff at OpenAI did fret,
With a threat to leave, no safety net.
Zeynep penned her piece,
While David sought a lease,
On opinions that make the internet set.

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A Political Tango

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 20 Nov 2023 19:05:42 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Politics

In a town mourns a love quite gallant,
Voting rights act facing a slant.
While Trump’s rhetoric tightens,
Argentinian’s frighten,
And Speaker Johnson’s balance is scant.

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Tech Tumult and Trends

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 20 Nov 2023 08:02:06 -0500

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There once was a major tech shift,
With Microsoft swift to uplift.
A crisis in polls, said our Times on their roles,
Power changes, world-wide, not adrift.
Back to the first in this gift.

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A Clever Vulture's Week

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 19 Nov 2023 08:01:13 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Miscellaneous

A vulture, quite brainy and neat,
In quizzes, he never faced defeat.
With news in a swirl,
He watched as the world
Sought asylum in quizzes replete.

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Quizzical Endeavors

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 18 Nov 2023 08:01:20 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Quizzes and Games

There once was a quiz on the news,
That prompted the public to muse.
With history so wide,
And shaving aside,
Many found it hard to choose.

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Diplomatic Moves

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Fri, 17 Nov 2023 08:02:13 -0500

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In political games quite precise,
With Xi, Biden’s being quite nice,
Though tensions stand high,
They will meet eye to eye,
In a power balance dance on thin ice.

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Tales of War and Peace

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Thu, 16 Nov 2023 08:01:48 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

In Gaza, the conflicts don’t cease,
As peacemakers plead for some peace.
The president insists,
Two nations must exist,
For the scourge of war to decrease.

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Odd Tales Of Tech

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Wed, 15 Nov 2023 08:01:49 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Crime and Legal Issues

There once was a converter theft spree,
Meta lured kids, lawsuits decree,
Big Tech’s now in hot water,
No Rwanda trip for a squatter,
And in Texas, school plays are not free.

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Caring Through Climate's Gloom

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Tue, 14 Nov 2023 08:01:39 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Social Issues and Opinion

In a warming world we face a plight,
With elder care costs soaring high.
In trials, children hold parents tight,
While migrants fall from walls to sigh.
To fix our woes, we must unite in light.

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Opinions and High Heels

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 13 Nov 2023 08:01:03 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Opinions

There once was a writer named Gail,
Along with Bret, who’d often avail,
Their thoughts on the news,
In heels or in shoes,
As opinions like rain would hail.

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Elitism in Eloquent Rhyme

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 12 Nov 2023 22:44:06 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Opinions and Culture

There once was elitism so fine,
Debates in ‘Opinion’ did shine.
From justice to dating,
Their words were creating,
A world where the cultured align.

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Tales of the Times

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 12 Nov 2023 22:25:50 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of U.S. News

There was a mayor from Alabama’s sphere,
Who left his city draped in drear,
A Senator’s dream in sunny rays fell,
As ammo sales soared without a tell,
And a freeway’s fire closed paths, I fear.

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A Bill and Control Debate

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 12 Nov 2023 08:00:53 -0500

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI from the front page of the New York Times

In the House, Kelly Johnson’s views are known,
Mike Johnson’s bill makes his stance shown,
Non-competes spark debate on freedom’s tone,
Your iPhone’s repair is not your own,
While politics play on as seeds are sown.

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From Miami To Pop

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 11 Nov 2023 22:53:01 -0500

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From Miami to Greek politic heights,
Tropical birds in capital lights,
Rebecca’s success story,
In pop world, not hoary,
Prolific as Athens’ bright nights.

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Cease-Fire by the Shore

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 11 Nov 2023 16:27:52 -0500

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In Gaza, the tensions were high,
Iran and Saudi Arabia complied,
Two Democrats’ stance,
Spurred a political dance,
For peace, they might yet unify.

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Opinions and Headlines

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 11 Nov 2023 15:39:16 -0500

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There once was a pundit named Sussman,
Whose writings on courtship would gush, man.
Burleigh talked of Ivanka,
While Brooks took a canter,
And elections made Lozada rush, man.

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Cosmic Guide and Wedded Bliss

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 11 Nov 2023 11:55:07 -0500

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There once was a guide to the stars,
That took us from Venus to Mars.
With a wedding so grand,
In a faraway land,
We gazed at the universe’s scars.

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Opinions in Rhyme

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 11 Nov 2023 11:25:47 -0500

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From Douthat to Burleigh they write,
On politics, culture, and right,
With opinions they thrive,
In the Times they’re alive,
Their headlines are New York’s delight.

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Grit and Grace

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 11 Nov 2023 10:23:28 -0500

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A sobriety scheme caused distress,
In debt relief, some found success,
Migrants with will, homes filled,
Budgeters seek an app with finesse,
And sweets bring Thanksgiving caress.

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Political Rhymes of Times

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sat, 11 Nov 2023 09:44:50 -0500

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In twenty-five, plans are in motion, vast,
As Trump’s immigration agenda is cast,
Ohio’s choice manifests,
While a pastor requests,
And Louisiana’s map must be redrawn fast.

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Global Turmoil Unmasked

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Thu, 09 Nov 2023 08:02:45 -0500

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At colleges, a debate does amass,
Of antisemitic attacks in the class,
In Gaza, a fright,
WHO warns of the plight,
While Ukraine and Israel tests America’s crass.

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Electoral Reflection

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Wed, 08 Nov 2023 08:01:35 -0500

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From elections sprouted a new hope,
With abortion rights, Democrats cope.
In three states, progressives cheer,
Yet shutdown looms near,
And Republicans grapple to cope.

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Tales of Political Strife

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Tue, 07 Nov 2023 08:01:18 -0500

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In Congress the Democrats tread,
Under scrutiny, Israel said,
‘Biden’s influence slight,
In Ukraine and our fight,
Cries for cease-fire are spread.

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The Political Chess Game

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Mon, 06 Nov 2023 08:01:52 -0500

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Trump’s indictment, conviction in sight,
Biden losing voters, quite a plight.
Strategies to explore, improve his score,
A Mississippi governor’s fight.
Republican’s hammer, migrants in flight.

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Middle East's Tumultuous Twists

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 05 Nov 2023 20:49:47 -0500

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A surprise visit, Blinken in the east,
Israel’s guns, for violence could they feast,
In the polls Trump leads,
Where Biden in need,
Yet, Tim Scott’s appeal to black voters ceased.

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Middle-East Conflict

jesse@rebounds.net (Jesse Bounds) — Sun, 05 Nov 2023 08:00:04 -0500